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Clever huh? Yeah, that's right kids, we are going to talk about the image of women.

Weight is such a bullshit concept. Do you know why? Well, because we are really all going to die. Sorry to be Miss Realistic, but we are literally all going to die. So, what is the point of health food drinks and salad? We are all going to die and drinking that nasty shit is really just prolonging your life a little bit.

In all honesty, why do any of us want to live longer anyway? If we live until ninety, we will just live long enough to see all of our friends die and probably our significant others. We will also most likely be living in a nursing home where the staff is just hoping to get home so they can hug their children and make them promise to kill them before they also get that old. Yeah, in all reality, health food drinks just make you shit your pants for a few years before death instead of dying at the ripe old age of 70 or 80 in your house eating all the ice cream Ben and Jerry can make.

Why are young girls treating their bodies like shit just because we are told that bone skinny is attractive? No, healthy is attractive. Even then, girls shouldn't have to stress and change their bodies to be appealing. Young men shouldn't have to lift weights everyday to find someone to love either. If everyone wasn't such a shallow prick about appearance then we might all be able to relax and be ourselves.

No more dieting. You look fine. Everything in moderation. Don't spend 90$ on miracle skinny pills.