Relationships

I know, I know. Nobody wants to hear the sob story about how I have trust issues and how I'm emotionally unavailable. Well, too damn bad. This is my blog and I just feel like explaining some things.

First of all, I have never had a relationship that lasted more than a month. This of course doesn't include flings or long distance because, let's be real, those shouldn't count for anything anyways. Flings were just a nice way of saying "I want to bang you, but I won't brag about it". And, real talk, long distance relationships are a joke. I've been in college long enough to know that an open relationship and a long distance relationship are synonymous. Every boy cheats on their long distance lady. Isn't that nice though? I just love seeing that love isn't real.

Anyways, one of the reasons that I didn't really date in high school, was the fact that I had the self confidence of a potato. This totally makes sense due to the fact that I was convinced that I was a genetic abnormality. I also had an older brother that was bros with all of the boys in my grade. So, all of the cute boys treated me like I was their little sister. Cute, adorable, and completely undatable.

Being completely honest, I would have loved to date half of those boys. I was so convinced that I was the ugliest girl in the world. Only now do I know that some of those guys actually liked me. Turns out what I lacked in confidence, I made up for in being oblivious.

This is the completely true story of my virginity and how Tucker wanted to touch my boobs all along.