Hey there kids!
You know what's scary as hell? That lady that sticks her fingers all up in your dirty bits and tells you you're normal. That's right kiddos, it's time to talk about the lady doctor.
Let's jump to my senior year. I was in a downward spiral when it came to my social life. Turns out, people don't want to hang out with acclaimed alcoholics and sex addicts. The things I do for fame. Through all of my pretending, I still had a nagging feeling in the back of my mind that I wasn't completely normal.
So, it came time for my first lady doctor visit and I was TERRIFIED. I'm talking sweating bullets, tapping feet, and praying to every god out there that I would be normal.
Of course, the second I made it into the office, I was told that everything was fine. Nothing to report, nothing strange.
This is the completely true story of my virginity and how relief had never been sweeter.
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