Hey readers,
you know how strippers always have daddy issues? Well, fake sluts have this syndrome that I like to call the "never-have-I-ever" syndrome. Everyone has played the game never-have-I-ever and we all know that one person in the group that puts their finger down for EVERYTHING. These are either extremely rebellious people, or the fake sluts.
Now, being a fake slut for half of my life has taught me how to fake it, and no I don't mean orgasms. I literally can fake almost anything. "Never have I ever done cocaine." Well, fake me sure has and this is what it feels like according to police reports and online statistics. The only thing to remember in being a fake slut is to stay around kind-of-innocent people. The less they know, the more you can pretend.
Does this make me a liar? Of fucking course. Do I regret it, probably. Can I stop. Absolutely not.
This is the completely true story of my virginity and how nobody knows my true identity.
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