Please, don't call boobs, breasts. I am not a mom yet. I have tits, titties, and boobs. Not breasts. I don't even have those saggy sad things yet. If another human has not been nourished from my teet, then they are NOT BREASTS!
I don't know why I hate that word so much. Maybe because people are trying to be polite while talking about boobs. If you are talking about my tits, the train to polite already left. That's like me calling balls, testicles. Yeah, because that's what the doctor calls them. Not normal humans.
If you are going to talk about these wonderful sacks of jello, then please just call them something adorable like boobs because I really don't like the idea of mom breasts sagging from my weighted chest. Nope, nope, nope, big bowl of nope.
Rant over.
This is the completely true story of my virginity and how they're just damn tits!
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