TV Shows Can't Lie

Welcome back! If you are just beginning this magical journey at is my blog, buckle up fuckers, you're in for a ride.

We left off in the last post by saying that I literally believed that I had a genetic disorder all because colossal tampons and 4th graders don't mix. Now, you may be wondering "how did you believe that for so long?" Well... middle school me was gullible...

Did you know that there is an episode of Grey's Anatomy when they talk about a baby that was born with no sexes? Do you know what that sounds like when a 7th grader is hearing it? Yeah, laugh again guys, middle school me thought that I needed surgery to fix my shit....

Ugh, this is the part where I pray to the African tree frog that NO ONE reads my blog. After watching that fateful episode of Grey's Anatomy, I went home crying because I needed to get a job soon so that I could save up enough money for a plastic surgeon. I even planned to move far away after high school so that I could get this corrective surgery without my parents finding out that they had birthed a freak.

This belief was fueled by the chapter in my biology textbook that talked about the genetic disorder known as XXY... My science teacher even talked about the possibility of being born with NO SEXUAL TRAITS. Fuck guys! Seriously, I am either the epitome of gullible or the gods were hard core fucking with me.

This is the story of my virginity and my undying trust of Grey's Anatomy...

-M