I could write a dam research paper

Sexual bullshitters are a glorious breed. We're the tumblr whores and theater fags of the world. By this, I mean that we write fan fictions that would ruin your underwear collection. It's an art.

From this talent,we get the beginning of my lie. 

I researched this. I read adult novels for weeks to prepare myself for the beginning of this lie. 

The lie of how I" lost my virginity".

This is the completely true story of my virginity and how my friends have way too many questions.