Friday, January 31, 2014

High school never ends

Welcome back kids!

You all missed me huh? Well surprise, surprise, I missed you too! You know what I don't miss? High school.

It's no joke when kids say that peer pressure is a real thing. Everyone knows that not even the fear of the gods can over ride peer pressure. Hashtag drinking, hashtag meth, hashtag sex.

I was always in the "bad" crowd of kids because, in my town, you were either Mormon or you were a rebel. I've never been the religious type so rebel/school slut was the best option. Keep in mind, I was called the school slut while I was still A VIRGIN. Yeah, let that sink in kids.

This is the completely true story of my virginity and whether or not Mormon kids know what sex is.

-M

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