Swearing like a lady

Fuck. That is one of my all time favorite words. I just love it. Staccato and vicious and completely out of the blue, fuck.

I think that swearing is one of the best ways to explain to someone who you are. That's not to say that people should judge on how much someone swears. I think that the creativity involved with swearing is what really defines someone. Anyone can call you a mother-fucker, but if someone calls you an exploding bowl of dildos, you know those people are special little nuggets.

And, hot damn, I just LOVE when people say swearing isn't lady-like. Fucking good! I hate being treated like a fragile, helpless lady. I will swear like a fucking sir if I have to!

I like swearing and that doesn't make me a bad person.

This is the completely true story of my virginity and how I'll fucking do what I want.